Corporal-Yakob

After a lengthy period of contemplation and meditation, Father Sebastian Morte had decided that everything was the damn book’s fault. He broke into a coughing fit as another cloud of waxy yellow dust was thrown into the air by the impact of a nearby shell and looked down at the shiny red splatter that had materialised on his chest. He raised an already slick hand and wiped his mouth clean; taking a moment to marvel at the mustard constellations forming on his hand as the dust gently obeyed the laws of gravity. It was remarkable in its own way, how such an insignificant object could show such an incredible sight, as if all the stars in

“Can you believe this? Third security alert this week; they issued the magenta level warning this morning and closed all air traffic….” ““Sorry sir but the flight lanes are reserved for security craft only in accordance with Magenta Level Security Regulations” You believe that bullshit? I’m gonna lose my job because some no-neck pencil pusher gets scared by some thirty year old recording and decides he’s going to lock down the whole freaking city!” “Excuse me officer? Sir? Hi, I need to update my ID tags and I was told to come up to the foyer – Sarah will you stop fussing th

   ADEPTUS ADMINISTRATUM-DEPARTMENTO LIMES RECORD:                                 SO/JS/SSR/MMMMDCCLXXII  Per suus lux lucis ut nostrum lampas, nos proficiscor versus verum. [Information believed accurate: 6599100.M41]  GAST  The Emperor protects. Imperial Reference: 9844571/gbc/76141.11.2/K [ha/fr class developing world, Segmentum Obscurus] Cross-reference: Quarl, Phrenz, Arl V, Vigilance, Kaltos Ultima Average Warp travel duration from Terra: [Estimated] 200 years Co-ordinates: OB/JUL/REG/982-982 Star orbited: Regia Length of orbit [Terran days]: 600 Length of axial rotation [Terran hours]: 32 Equatorial circumference: 67

Hail friend! Can you spare a pfenning or two for a grizzled old warhorse down on his luck? Such harsh words are unbecoming of a fine looking gentleman such as yourself, surely you can find it within your heart to aid a veteran with wounds nobly won and fortune sadly lost? More of your barbed tongue! One would be reckoning that Imperial folk look out for their soldierly kin or did I happen to find myself among Tilean rogues who'd sooner sell their own mother then help the warriors who guard their hearth and home? Ah, I see you're still unbelieving of old Jorgl-tell me then, o'wise scholar, how did I come to lose this arm? Or this eye? Or th